Hey Guys- Heads up:
These are the 9 Words Women Use (and Men
Need to Know)
1)
Fine
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut
up.
2) Five
Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
3)
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go
Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!
5) Loud
Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6) That's
Okay
This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7)
Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here –
This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' – that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a
'whatever').
8)
Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F–
YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got
it
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the
woman's response refer to #3.